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tumblr I’m sorry you had to slowly wither ;( Half of the peeps I followed haven’t updated in a month and a third haven’t updated in FOUR YEARS

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enochian-dick-jokes:

broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

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little-tunny:

Now instead of crying I just stress eat

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tumbldor666:
“ markv5:
“Какой чудесный день, какой чудесный я!…
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“What a fabulous day, what a fabulous me!…” ”

tumbldor666:

markv5:

Какой чудесный день, какой чудесный я!…

“What a fabulous day, what a fabulous me!…”

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nevver:
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lovelykouga:

weloveshortvideos:

When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway 

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

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browsedankmemes:
“Happy Black History Month (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
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browsedankmemes:

Happy Black History Month (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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babydreamgirl:
“ judithbuttplug:
“OH… my god
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babydreamgirl:

judithbuttplug:

OH… my god

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#5yrsago Kama Sutra cookie-cutters

mostlysignssomeportents:

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Sweden’s Pipparkakan sells porny “kama sutra” cookie cutters, which would probably come in handy for V-day. They’re 250 Swedish Krona (USD40) per set.

https://boingboing.net/2013/02/01/kama-sutra-cookie-cutters.html

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jumpingjacktrash:

molly is the champion of purring

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